| TIGGER
WEBB
 Tigger
Webb tried to grow up in Sussex, England, but couldn’t
stand the pressure and retreated to Australia. Here she felt
comfortable with her immaturity, and didn’t mind being
the butt of pommey jokes.
She is now residing on the Gold Coast, Queensland,
where she is self-employed as a Landscape Architectural Consultant.
The business could be quite successful if she could be bothered
to answer the phone. One day she might even work out how to
retrieve messages on her mobile.
In preference to cooking, Tigger likes eating
food prepared by other people, and leaving before the washing
up needs doing. Her hobbies include writing embarrassing stories
about her friends, especially if she doesn’t like them
any more, building cages for rodents*, mending punctures,
and trying to make her printer work. To get rid of unwanted
visitors she plays the piano and sings.
(* Euthanize all male guinea pigs).
KEZ MERCEL
 Kez
grew up in Goodna, Queensland, in spite of her parent’s
best efforts to remove her from the family tree. Instead of
playing in the traffic, she was encouraged to swim in the
shark-infested Brisbane River. Since that didn’t work,
her family has passed on to her every conceivable inherited
disease. Kez now resides on the Gold Coast and runs her own
computer company, Alien InfoTech. Today her family are still
not talking to her, unless they want their computers fixed.
Kez is a guitarist of great fame and renown,
not for her playing ability, but because she can play despite
having fingers like a bunch of bananas and is tone deaf. No
one, but no one can play “Me and Bobby McGee”
as slowly as Kez. She is a master of wit and immaturity and
will never miss an opportunity to stir someone up. She may
appear shy when you first meet her, however it doesn’t
take long to work out that she probably isn’t shy, just
ignoring you.
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